Customize Your Book!


Make your new book one-of-a-kind with an author autograph, custom dedication, or doodle! I’ll write and draw whatever you’d like on any paperback or hardcover book you purchase.


Customize your paperback or hardcover purchase with a little something extra from the author. I’ll sign your book and write a custom message or draw you something very silly! Just describe what you’d like me to write/draw in the “order notes” box on the checkout page when you place your order. If you leave the order notes blank, you’ll get a simple author signature.

The fine print: I reserve the right to decline a customization if the requested content is hateful, discriminatory, or personally offensive. If I decline your customization, you will be refunded for that portion of your order.

More fine print: I am not a professional artist, and all doodles will be completed with much enthusiasm and minimal skill. Request drawings at your own risk! Ink colour will vary based on availability.

Getting Your Book

How you will get your book depends on the format you order:

  • eBook: you will be able to download your files as soon as you complete your order. If you create an account, they will be available for re-download whenever you are logged in.
  • paperback or hardcover: these ship from Vancouver, Canada via Canada Post. Orders usually take a few business days to process. If a book is on backorder, it can take up to 4 weeks for me to get more copies from the printer. I will update you with an expected arrival time after you place your order, and will ship your book as soon as it is back in stock.

Standard shipping times are shown below. These do not include the time it takes to process and pack your order:

ServiceCanadaUSAOther Countries
Lettermail*2-10 business days4-6 business days4-7 business days
Small Packet Air*5-8 business days6-12 business days
Tracked Packet**9-10 business days8-25 business days
Expedited Parcel3-9 business days6-7 business days
Xpresspost3-5 business days4-5 business days5-24 business days
Priority2-3 business days1-2 business days2-3 business days

* These services are not tracked, and delivery times are not guaranteed. The range provided is an estimate only.

** Tracked Packet delivery times are not guaranteed. The range provided is an estimate only.

If you live locally (within Metro Vancouver) and would like to pick up your book in person instead of paying for shipping, please contact me before placing your order. This option depends on my schedule and may not always be available.